The Rimmer Song. LYRICS!

[Zolly]

"Rimmer Munchkin Song"
Lyrics by Kim Fuller and Doug Naylor


If you're in trouble he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless come what may
Without him the mission would go astray

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim and no-one slimmer
He will never need a Zimmer

Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden strimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer

Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me

Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come around for dinner

Extra Verse
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
No rhymes left now apart from quimmer
I hope they fade us out before we get to shlimmer
Fade out you stupid brimmer

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Posted by Zolly, especially for Proxy Server & Arbo!

[Arbo]

Ha ha that's great!!!! Now it'll take ages to get that out of my head!!!!
Can you do the little dance as well!!

[BigHairyKev]

One of the many highlights of the show - but I have to admit this one stands high above the others

Well Done Zolly! - and WELCOME ARBO !

[Arbo]

That and the 'kiss' between Lister and Rimmer!! ha ha, a very funny epp!!

[Arbo]

Sent the lyrics to a few mate, very funny...of course they all now think I'm mad!!

[Arbo]

Zolly, or anyone. Do you have the Lyrics for Cat's song, tong tied I think it is.
I remember that being a good one to. The dance steps by Rimmer and Lister were funny as well!!

[teenscifigeek]

I am so going to watch those eps again when i go home!